Every Monday Koyote will post a new poll. Fridays on the show he'll take your calls as to what the results are and kick down prizes to whoever guesses correctly. Truly democracy in action.
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Poll: If you had to give up one of the following what would it be?
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Will Brett Favre start for the New York Jets?
30 % of you said no
70% of you said yes. (Alright already prob. solved CAN WE START HEARING OTHER SPORTS NEWS NOW?).
CONGRATS TO STEVEN GARZA FOR BEING THIS WEEKS BEST POLITICAL PUNDIT!!!
It's random, it's retarded and it's often revolting, but we make them do something to earn a paycheck. Check out archived audio of the KRZR News, which can be heard every weekday at 6:15PM. Click the icon.
Beer......It's good and good for you, or so this guy thinks. Against all company policies, Koyote has taken it upon himself to designate the 5:00 pm hour as "Beer Run" time. To sign up to fill his big shoes...click the icon
"Unlike your Mom______". Fill in the blank w/the best insult & for some insane reason you get rewarded. THIS GAME YOU CAN PLAY BY CALLING IN OR E-MAILING KOYOTE DURING MONDAY'S SHOW.
Every Tuesday, Koyote comes up with a different Intimate Innuendo. What is the I.I., you ask? It's a harmless, innocent statement that could be misread as a metaphor for a horribly graphic sexual act, maneuver, or encounter. Call up and guess right during Koyote's show on Tuesdays and you'll get hooked up with free stuff.
Koyote plays Name That Song Bitch every Wednesday. If you know rock, listen on Wednesday, call up, and compete against another listener for free crap.
When you play, one of two things will happen: 1) You will know more titles and artists of KRZR songs than your opponent and win. 2) You will know less titles and artists of KRZR songs than your opponent and declare to Fresno that you're a bitch.
You have to listen to find out
Good Question
Koyote has been quoted as saying, "Grab me a beer, then leave." He does, in fact, have a given name, which we won't utter here. We call him Koyote, friends call him "why are you here", and girls often call him "stop throwing up on my porch". In the immortal words of the Reverend Billy Graham, "JESUS HATES KOYOTE!!!!".
Bands Koyote Drinks To: Led Zeppelin, Tool, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Rage Against The Machine, S.O.A.D.
Teams Koyote Watches Then Passes Out Drunk To: Raiders, Florida Gators, Cubs, and Lakers
Movies Koyote Often Drinks During: “The Stoned Age”, “Dazed and Confused”, "Wedding Crashers", "40 Year Old Virgin", "Waiting", "Clerks", "The Blues Brothers", The Godfather movies, any Stars Wars flick.
Movies Koyote MUST Drink During: "Steel Magnolias", "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", "Terms of Endearment", "The Bear", "New Jack City"
Magazines That Sit On Koyote's Toilet: Maxim, Better Homes and Gardens
Chicks Koyote Fantasizes About: Your mom.
People That Cause Koyote To Drink: traffic cops, waiters, lawyers, doctors, passers by on the street, co-workers, ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, future girlfriends, your girlfriend, mailmen, friends, siblings, spiritual advisors, odd numbers, white text on a red background, sunny days, cloudy days, leap years, "@" symbols, fluoresecent light bulbs, puppies, world hunger, gas prices, your mom, & you.
KEEP LISTENING ALL WEEK FOR YOUR CHANCE TO SCORE TICKETS TO SEE THRE METAL MASTER'S TOUR FEATURING JUDAS PRIEST, MOTOREHEAD & MORE. CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO.!!!
Wednesday 08-20-2008 6:17pm PT
Day of Reckoning Near for Metallica's "Day"
Metallica are on the verge of unleashing "The Day That Never Comes," the first single from their forthcoming album, Death Magnetic. The track will be posted on the band's official website Thursday at 2 p.m. ET. In the meantime, sample a few snippets of the song here. Meanwhile, Metallica have announced two specially priced European charity concerts (Sept. 12 in Berlin and Sept. 15 in London) to celebrate the release of Death Magnetic that week.
MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN THIS FRIDAY AT 6:00PM WHEN SLIPKNOT TAKES OVER KRZR!!! ALSO MAKE SURE TO LISTEN ALL NEXT WEEKEND TO SCORE SLIPKNOT'S NEW CD "ALL HOPE IS GONE" BEFORE IT HITS STORES!!!
Here's the official word on what's goin' down w/AC/DC.
-Yote
AC/DC's Black Ice Coming Oct. 20
After much speculation, AC/DC have officially announced Oct. 20 as the release date for their upcoming album, Black Ice. The disc will be available exclusively at Wal-Mart and Sam's Club stores, and can be preordered now at walmart.com or AC/DC's official website. First single "Rock 'N' Roll Train" will surface Aug. 28, with a video set to premiere in September. The band also is slated to kick off a world tour in late October.
As I'm sure you know by now Ozzfest was a one stop only show this year. Next year's is hopefully going to be a tour. Here's the latest & a heads up on what's goin' on w/The Ozzmonster.
-Yote
Ozzy Inks Deal With Sony, Back in the Studio
Ozzy Osbourne has inked a new three-album deal with Sony, according to wife/manager Sharon Osbourne. "Ozzy had an unbelievable last record [2007's Black Rain], an unbelievable year touring and he's in the studio right now recording," says Sharon. Part of the "unbelievable year" included the recent one-off Ozzfest gig in Dallas, which grossed roughly $3.5 million. Sharon reveals that Ozzfest will return as a two-day event in Dallas next year, with additional cities also being considered.
Here's the latest info. I've got on R.A.T.M.'s guerilla shows.
-Yote
Rage To Protest War During DNC
Rage Against the Machine will headline the Tent State Music Festival To End the War during the Democratic National Convention in Denver. The event, which takes place Aug. 27 at the Denver Coliseum, will also feature Flobots, the Coup, State Radio and Wayne Kramer. Meanwhile, Flobots, Everclear and Daughtry will perform acoustic sets Aug. 26 during a DNC-related benefit for the Grammy Foundation at the Church nightclub in Denver.
EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, METALLICA IN FRESNO ON DECEMBER 13TH. KEEP LISTENING FOR MORE INFO.!!!
Metallica Unveil North American Tour Details
Metallica have announced dates for a lengthy first leg of a North American tour in support of upcoming album Death Magnetic. The trek kicks off Oct. 21 in Glendale, Ariz., and wraps Jan. 31 in Newark, N.J. The Sword will open all shows, while Down, Lamb of God and Machine Head will provide support on the first, second and third series of dates, respectively. Meanwhile, Metallica report that mixing and mastering have been completed for Death Magnetic, which drops Sept. 12.
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