wait wait wait.... this is the oxy-moron of all oxy-moron's..... you know the rule that you're not suppose to drink and drive but you have to admit that it's very ironic to have a bottle opener on a key chain.   sadly though, i have one and i'm sure you have one too.  but don't you think there could be something wrong with it. its wrong to drink and drive or drive while under the influence because someone could get hurt or killed for no reason because of an idiotic decision. yes, i am against drunk driving and you should be too. i just find it really funny that if we preach to not drink and drive, you (and me) have a bottle opener on your key chain.

first of all, congrats to the fresno state bulldogs men baseball team for their win and congrats to the fresno state bulldogs womens softball for winning 10 years ago...... with that said, something stuck me as being odd..... how come in American sports all the end series champions are "world champions"?  i didnt know the bulldogs played anyone from Iceland or New Zealand. don't get me wrong because i wonder the same for the super bowl, world series, indy 500, pbr, etc..... i have been taught (brainwashed) that America is the best country and all but i dont think we need to brag about it all the time in everything we do. to look at the far end of the spectrum.... porn.... we have lots of hot women (my girl included) but how often have you thought about or seen women from other countries and eyed them or had fantasies about them.... so ask yourself, are we "world champions" at everything or just the first to claim it......

so over the last few days, i have done my share of driving and let me tell you.... i am the only one on the road that knows how to drive.... and that includes you. i know you are sitting there thinking "no ashton, i know how to drive, its everyone else"..... you're wrong. the fast lane are for cars going fast, and for the law's sake, it is for those doing the speed limit.... otherwise car's going slower than the speed limit should not be in the fast lane espically when there are 2 other lanes w/o cars... oh yeah, and i love the fact that when there are a lot of cars on the road, they are all in the fast lane going slower than the speed limit and waiting for their chance to pass the big rig that is a mile ahead. also let me remind you that when changing lanes, look in your blind spot because.... i am there!  trust me people when i tell you that i know how to drive and you dont.

ok my loyal subjects, i got a couple of responses to the last blog that there are several "holidays" i am not thinking about that we can drink to.... fine!!! just push me off my high horse while you're at it.... so we'll drop the subject on the final note that i am right and you have an opinion.  anyways, w/ the title of "oh so much" i am sure you are thinking what must have happened.... nothing really, i just wanted to get your attention and state that you can trust yourself, your loved one, your best friend, and your parents... no one else... why only those? well everyone has their reasons and situations but for me and my opinion, if your parents screw you over then you can always dis-own the, best friends can come and go, we all have "loved ones" but those whom are truly loved will be around a long long time, so that leaves yourself. trust yourself, what you believe in, what you have been taught and what your gut feeling tells you. all this because if it all fails, then oh so much can change in an instant......

hey,
if you really think about it, there are a lot of dates to drink and party throughout the year, specifically Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday's.... but for holiday occasions the calander is empty. Here's what I mean:
Jan: MLK (cause what he did, we all should raise a glass)
Feb: V-day (you're either getting some or not, either way, drink)
Mar: St. Patties (duh)
Apr: My b-day (again, duh)
May: Cinco De Mayo (a holiday created around drinking, right?)
Jun: ??
July: ??
Aug: ??
Sept: ??
Oct: ??
Nov: Thanksgiving (a holiday with your in-laws, need I say more)
Dec: X-mas (nothing like a drunk Santa)

See.... that's 5 months without a holiday reason to drink. To my fellow rockers, what do we do? What do we do? Answer: drink anyways..... and to that, I toast.

see, i get a bloody nose at the most random times... it could be one of two things, maybe because i still pick my noise or because i use to sniff in school. i didnt sniff hard core, just here and there, small stuff, nothing too bad.... mom if ur reading this, sorry.... but i still turned out good, right?  anyways... for the sake of the story, lets go w/ the "picking my nose" excuse. i still do it, so do you. i know you do because i see you do it when you're driving next to me. i dont mind it but the scary part is if i dont see where you put the "treasures". when i get in your car, i expect it to be clean. i flick mine on the floor in front of me when i drive.... so dont drive my car, and happy pickings!!!!